i'm awesome.

totes mcgotes.

Reason #74: I can eat and ride a bike at the same time

yuuuup.

now, is this safe? no.
is this smart? probably not.
but is it efficient and delicious? fosho.

I've gotten strange looks from many a person in my lifetime, but none compare to the ones I got today whilst eating my [[delicious!]] pear on the way home from work/the library today.

Hey, if people eat/apply mascara/talk on the phone while operating a motor vehicle, why can't I eat while riding my bicycle?

I mean, really. What's the worst that could happen?

my sentiments exactly.